greengrey:

Oh! New real housewives tonight! 

My thoughts:

• Never trust a therapist who’s willing to air your sessions on TV—especially if he’s wearing leather loafers but no socks.
• What was that garter on Brandi’s thigh for, to hold her flask or stash of Roofies? 
• If those snotty bishes can’t handle a puddle jumper then they should stay on the main island.
• Serving Fatburgers at a White party—Truman Capote’s ghost is wailing in protest—is tres tack-ay.
• Kim is the worst famewhore housewife, but that’s why she’s my favorite. She needs moisturizer stat, for her skin and hair.
• If Kyle didn’t have to deal with Kim’s problems 24/7 she’d be a much happier, nicer, sweeter—HAHA PSYCHE!  She’s U.S. Prime Bish through and through. I love her jewelry though.

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